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Oh god, I thought this was the Phantom’s mask.

Can the Phantom please have a donut mask from now on?

And then when he kidnaps Christine and she wakes up, she can eat his mask because she’s hungry because he didn’t let her have dinner with Raoul, and then Eric has to get a whole different donut mask because Christine ate the first one.

And then when he comes in at the end of Masquerade, he’s wearing a whole cake on his face.

The PHAAANNNNTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERRREEEEEE.

INSIDE YOUR PIESSSSSS.

IN SLEEP HE BAKED FOR ME

IN DREAMS SOUFLE’D

DESSERT WHICH CALLS TO ME

AND GIVES ME CAKE

AND DO I EAT AGAIN?

FOR NOW I FIND

THE PHANTOM OF THE BAKERY IS THERE

INSIDE MY PIES

FATHER ONCE SPOKE OF A BAKER

I USED TO DREAM HE’D APPEAR

NOW AS I SING I CAN SMELL HIM

AND I KNOWWWW HEEEE’S HERREEEEEEEE

TWISTED EVERY WAY

WHAT PRETZELS CAN I TASTE?

AM I TO WISK MY EGGS

TO WIN THE CHANCE TO BASTE?

CAN I BETRAY THE MAN WHO ONCE INSPIRED MY BREAD?

DO I BECOME HIS CAKE? CAN I HAVE CREPES INSTEAD?

HE STIRS WITHOUT A THOUGHT

HE FLAMBÉES ALL THAT’S GOOD

I KNOW I CAN’T REFUSE

AND YET I WISH I COULD

OH GOD IF I AGREE WHAT CONFECTIONS WAIT FOR ME

IN THIS, THE PHANTOM’S BAKERY?

THINK OF BREAD

THINK OF BREAD FONDLY

WHEN WE’VE SAID GOODBYE

REMEMBER CAKE ONCE IN A WHILE

PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU’LL TRY

THEN YOU’LL FIND THAT ONCE AGAIN YOU LONG

TO TAKE YOUR PIE BACK AND BE FREE

IF YOU EVER FIND A COOKIE

SPARE ONE BITE FOR ME

ALL I ASK IS EVERY BITE OF COOKIE

SAY THE WORD AND I WILL BAKE FOR YOU

SHARE EACH SNACK WITH ME, EACH PIE, EACH CUPCAKE

ANYTHING YOU EAT, LET ME EAT TOO

LOVE BREAD, THAT’S ALL I ASK OF YOU

WHAT RAGING FIRE SHALL BURN THE BUNS?

WHAT RICH DARK CHOCOLATES ICE THIS CAKE?

WHAT SWEET CONFECTIONS LIE BEFORE US?

PAST THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES

THE FINAL FLAMBE

WHAT WARM UNSPOKEN PASTRIES WILL WE MAKE?

BEYOND THE POINT OF NO CUPCAKES

YOU ALONE CAN MAKE THESE DONUTS RIGHT

HELP ME BAKE THE CUPCAKES OF THE NIGHT

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